Alara Magritte-Slonaker

Alara Magritte-Slonaker is one of the two creators of Supermen: The Musical.

Birth
Alara was born to an unassuming couple of white adult American citizens in the Netherlands or something on 17 August 1997.

Childhood
Not much is known about this period of her life, as she has declined to comment and refuses to disclose details pertaining to her youth. However, it is known that she attended Bayside Middle School, and has a much more popular and interesting and talented and attractive and altogether lovely younger sister, Magine (like "imagine", but without the "i").

Adolescence
Alara is currently a freshman at Hillsdale High School. She is heavily involved in her school drama department, and Gay-Straight Alliance. She also has played basketball for the HHS women's team

Family
Alara, like most human beings, has a mother and a father, and like some human beings, a little sister. They are known to live in a house, like some human beings, in America, like other human beings.

Friends
Alara is fortunate enough to have a large number and wide variety of friends. None are so significant in her life as Daniel Rosen, however.

Corn
Alara has had a notable love affair with corn. Corn by-products such as candy corn, cornbread, and corn-flavored ice cream are also acceptable.

Bubble Guppies
Bubble Guppies is a Nick Jr. show intended for children and Alara Magritte-Slonaker. Favorite characters of this paradoxically aquatic cartoon include Bubble Puppy, the spoopy Mr. Grooper, Molly, and Gil. Daniel Rosen is noted to have actually dyed his hair to achieve the aesthetic of Gil. To fully appreciate the parallels between Molly & Gil and Alara & Daniel, please refer to this quote from the Bubble Guppies Wikipedia page. It is a frighteningly accurate portrayal of the Alara-Daniel dynamic: "Molly is a guppy girl with a caring personality. She is a co-host of the show with Gil and is a natural leader of the group. She has long pink hair, brown eyes, light brown skin, a swirly bikini top, and a blue swirly tail [NOTE: THIS IS ALARA'S IDEAL AESTHETIC]. Molly appears alongside Gil in the transitional segments, where she aids Gil in hopes that problems won't arise. Gil is a guppy boy with a silly personality. He has blue hair, blue eyes, white skin, and a green camouflage tail. Gil gets scared easily, and appears alongside Molly in the transitional segments. In those segments, Gil often attempts to do something but with unexpected results."

Mr. Yowell
Mr. Yowell is one of those strange human beings who is probably an angel who came for a special mission on Earth to earn his wings. He is a really formidable player in the "if X person and Mr. Yowell were hanging off a cliff, who would you save?" game.